Lost camera and Cat Butt always in my face..

Well, the title of this blog post has nothing to do with the pics but I am annoyed with myself for getting really drunk at Odessa bar Friday night and losing my camera there possibly..I know I had it out there..who knows where the hell it went..I'll check back Friday but I think it's a lost cause..I have my old one but the new one was a gift and it was predicted i would get drunk and lose it eventually..which I did. I guess i just can't have nice things..bah..

And lately whenever I am on my computer or watching TV or a movie one of my cats just HAS to be in front of me with their ass right in my face! Cat ass to the left of me, cat ass to the right..sigh..I give up! I ADMIT IT! I LOVE CAT ASS!!!!

Well, here is a pic of a weird high-chair type thing at Lucy's bar..This chair just does not fit in with the rest of the chairs..I try to sit in it whenever I go there..or I like sitting on the table..I love Lucy..I had a dream the other night that I took her to see a baseball game to get her away from the bar her and her daughter have been running for years now..But at the game she kept telling me she wanted to just get trashed..It was weird! Lucy is like 70 years old..I gotta get a pic of her up on here..

Then I saw this car the other night on east 7th street with all these stickers and statues on it and in it..It was awesome..

Lastly, the pee phone was looking very tidy last week..with a wonderful comfy armchair next to it..it looked so homey..I could hear the theme song from Little House on the Prairie playing in my head..But lately it's all tagged up with some weird shit..I knew a clean Pee Phone couldn't last..Maybe I peed in it while drunk and my camera got sucked into the vortex in the phone booth..Anyway, I'm happy because Whole Earth Bakery has finally reopened! I went there with Spiderman Shaun today so he could meet Peter who had seen him do his rickshaw thing down St Marks often..

And yes, there is such a thing as a tesseract!

Penley's Pics

Here are some photos that slacktavist John Penley has give me to put up here..you may recognize some familiar faces from Tompkins Square Park and the lower east side..

Spiderman, his rickshaw and a few pics from Cecil's in NJ

Well , here is a rather dark and blurry clip of Spiderman AKA Shaun pulling two drunk girls and I in his rickshaw last week..He is a nice guy and obviously loves what he does..pulling damsels around and doing flips and climbing up walls dressed as Spiderman..He has a little camera holder thingy on his rickshaw so he put my camera in it and videotaped my ride..it was dark out but you can see him doing somersaults and stuff at one point..It was nuts! Here is a link to his youtube site

On saturday John and I played at Cecil's jazz Club in NJ..We opened up for our friend Al Gold and his band Al Gold and his Suburban Rhythm Kings..We left the show early because it was far from home..but the place was packed and it was a fun show..People seemed to dig us..Here's a pic of me in front of Cecil's cool drum kit..and one of John and Al hanging out..

Then there's a few pics of Spidey..He coincidentally had my band sticker on his rickshaw before i met him..Saturday was his birthday too, so after I played at Cecil's I was a bit tipsy and me and some others talked Shaun into drinking at Lucy's bar all night..Some funny and embarrassing pics of that can be found here on Bob's Blog

Yes, I was drunkenly trying to pull the rickshaw and ended up really high up in the air when Shaun put his weight on the other end of it..heehee...I love crazy drunken nights..Lucy's is a fun bar, though Mars Bar will always be number one in my heart..

Yes Men and 50 Cent Fix The World

Well, this was a fun week especially since i don't feel sick anymore..On thursday I went to a screening of the film Before I Self Destruct which starred and was directed by..yup..50 Cent! My friend Irene(Remi) worked as art director on the movie so we got in..50 Cent was there but we got there too late to see him..I have to say the film was better then I expected..the acting was good, for the most part..and 50 was actually pretty damn good! I did get some pics of my beautiful ginger haired friend Remi with the crew that worked on the film..they were all excited about the debut..

There's one of me kneeling before 50 Cent's big poster..and one of two of the cast members..the little kid and the girl with the white jacket..

A few days before on the 3rd I went to Pratt for a Rev Billy, Yes Men Fix the World election countdown..Once again, I arrived late..but did get some pics of Remi with a girl wearing what is apparently what the very rich will get to wear when the world is destroyed..I haven't seen yes men Fix the World yet-I assume this was from the film..That suit looked like such fun! I wanted to roll her around the room..There was comedians there that night, and Larry Litt who hosted the event.. Tomorrow I will have a clip up of my fun ride with Spiderman and his rickshaw..He's a very nice guy and Spidey, I and some others celebrated his birthday at Lucy's last night after John and I played in NJ at Cecil's Jazz Club which was fun..But...head..hurting..now...

Some videos from our Stephen Talkhouse Gig

Mars Bar glamour, public nudity and assorted oddities..

God, when I don't feel good, why can't I just stay inside and watch all the old twilight zones i have taped? I went out to get some food, took a few pics..did laundry and then went back out to go sticker the neighborhood with my new cd's artwork..figure it's good to get that image out there and all...and somehow I end up at Mars Bar til 2am..I didn't get wasted but yes, I did end up there..I love Mars Bar. It smells like my cat's litter box mixed with unwashed armpits..all wrapped up in a dirty diaper..okay-i'll stop that now!

Anyhooch, I got lotsa photos..Some random ones and then some guy who got naked and stomped on the bar at Mars..Who knows why.."Mine is not to Reason Why,"..I think Justin Timberlake once said that..or was it Phyllis Diller? Anyway, he got nude and that's the main thing. Then someone busted out a female condom at Mars bar, so I just had to open it to see what the heck it looked like..There are some shots of it, Mimi quite enthralled by it all..and somehow it ended up on a car's door handle outside.

I have a pic of some items of interest too..whiskey, beer, candy and the infamous female condom. And I dig the mattress graffiti..People writing on furniture is so eye catching.

Lastly, I saw a guy playing live music at Moonstruck earlier this week..I know business's are struggling..There is the constant rumor that Odessa's may close for good floating around(Please don't let Ray's close-I love Ray's!) But music at Moonstruck Diner on my block just seemed awkward..and it's no fun playing to like 3 people..this I know! And the last shot is one some girl took of me on the street the other day..When I vend on Astor people always take my photo for some reason..well, I guess that dress is pretty crazy..I didn't mean to look so patriotic.

Show in brooklyn and Halloween on Avenue A

On halloween I kinda had the flu or something but I popped aspirin® and drank a bit of wine through the night so I could hang out..Somehow I did manage to go to the parade, a show in brooklyn at Don Pedro's where my friend Alec Morton was playing Adam Roth, The Enablers I think they call themselves..where bands did cover songs of other bands..Adam Roth did Paul Revere and the Raiders and they were damn good! And end up people watching and drinking a little at Odessa's Bar..

I went to the parade which was way too rainy..heard the worst barber shop quartet ever..they couldn't even give me a bouncy C! Here are some pics..The quartet, my friend Francisco picking at his scabs, Alec Morton and John-who was a 1920's record executive..John that is, not Alec. Dave Lindsay, Alec and I-who went as a zombie vampire dead Marilyn Monroe(yeah, last minute costume!)..

There's a shot of The Enablers all in full Paul Revere gear..fucking ginchy! John and Adam Roth-who is amazing..Me biting another zombie girl, some shots of Alec Morton and Adam Roth jammin'..

Then back on Avenue A I went to Odessa Bar and got a few pics..Francsisco still scabby and creepy as hell, a male Betty Boop, The Hulk, Jesus with a huge Holy Boner and I, the sticker on Jesus's holy relic of a wand, Jesus forgiving Super Jew and Oscar the Grouch being grouchy and drunk.

Pretty fun all in all considering I had been burning up with fever the night before..I did miss the show in Tompkins..I slept as late as I could so I could last til 5am..which was 6am apparently. Fun with a capital PH!