Friday, July 31, 2009

Oh Peephone,You So Crazy! I Think I Wanna Have Your baby!

I had a great time in Europe, but I truly did miss the PeePhone! Sometimes, I would lie awake wondering just what could be happening at the PeePhone at that very moment..Were there people making babies in it? Little crack babies? Was someone peeing in it right then? Oh, the sleep I lost that I shall never get back.. So I visited the PeePhone for several hours last night..and it did NOT disappoint ladies and gentlemen! In the phone itself I saw a cup of urine, coffee cups, rolling tobacco, leftover fries from Ray's..and someone had tagged in it! I don't know what the tag says exactly, but someone suggested to me that it really looked like it was written with feces, as in SHIT. I would NOT be surprised by this..I only felt elation! When all else lets you down in this world, you know you can count on PeePhone to be exactly the same.

There was even a small table set up next to the phone last night..On top of it were cigs, an energy drink, and oddly enough, saltine crackers! Inside the table I found a King Cobra(barf!), and some cut up lemons..Fucking CLASS. Now I feel like i'm truly home again. But what I find most offensive about all this..not the shit tag, cheap beer, cup o' pee, no..not these. It's the SALTINES. Do you know how much sodium is in those things? Your blood pressure is going to go through the roof! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!!

7 comments:

  1. Ah, the PeePhone! It SURE is a much needed comfort to know that the PeePhone is out there doin' its thing, goin' strong, keepin' it real, etc. All is somehow right with the world...I really needed to read about the PeePhone tonight! I'm just still so upset about this whole thing between the Cambridge Police and Professor Henry Louis Gates. I really thought when Professor Gates, Officer Crowley, President Obama and Vice President Biden got together for a beer in the rose garden that there would be an evolved understanding achieved and everyone would be filled with peace, love and joy, resulting in the cosmic balance I so desperately crave. But then, during the little party, Officer Crowley said his beer tasted great, and Professor Gates chimed in that HIS beer was less filling. The cop shot back with, 'I said, tastes great!' Gates angrily retorted, 'and I said, less filling!' The two went back and forth until the whole thing really escalated. Then, vhoom! Out came the handcuffs all over again! ...can't we all just get along!!!

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  2. HAR!! I love you Brett!
    Keep it real, yo!

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  3. Eden!!! That table is mine!!! I swear!!! I don't know who put it there??? But it's mine !!! Yup... God bless the Pee Phone!!! Yup....

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  4. I prefer an orange slice with JUST a smidgen of nutmeg with my King Cobra.

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  5. really, it's the steel reserve that bothers me. i can drink cobra. maybe better with lemonlimeorangejuicesomething. even better with salty saltines. however, steel reserve, no matter my desire to drinkuntilblackingout, cannot be drunk. the peephone is really consuming all, eh?

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  6. The PEEPHONE is ALL. Om Shanti!

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  7. the tags are done with an acid based metal eating etch type substance.

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