Spidey and his rickshaw are back, plus mom was drunk.

Well, tonight's gig was really fun..voice kinda shot from singing without a mic for three hours but I'm really fucking loud anyway..Parent showed up and my mom got on stage in the middle of a song to tell everyone she met Mickey Rooney..Since I had already heard the story I just sat down and drank my wine while John feigned interest.

Then I met some friends at Mars Bar and on our way up the block we ran into my BFF Spiderman! Shaun is back in NYC with is rickshaw and while I was too tired to get a ride, my friends Nikki and Remi gave it a go..Spidey has a tripod so Remi's camera got a great video of their ride..I tried to catch him doing flips but he's hard to get..

Shameless Self Promotion..

Okay, So I do feel a little bit of shame but this blog is supposed to be my SECRET online diary which all kinds of strangers read. BUT, since East River String Band will be playing for hours upon hours at Le Pescadeux a fancy french eatery this wednesday from 7-10pm..I figure I will post some videos of us playing..some old and some new..The place is at 90 Thompson St in SOHO. Yeah, we are all fancy-that's how we do. So here is some music. This my shit, this my shit...

Emleigh Wolf, Man Pain, and assorted odd photos.

Okay, here are some random pics..I am tired as I stayed up til late late last night talking about weird documentaries I love..Now I'm awake and am going to watch The Cove probably which will make me want to slit my wrists..I hate humans. I want to live on Chimp Island and feed the dolphins. Or pass gas on them..something..anything..

First pic is at the newly reopened flea market on Avenue A and 11th st lot. Yay! I get so much good stuff there for cheap..The sight of junk laying on blankets makes me really happy..I actually have dreams that i'm shopping and finding great clothes and stuff..I'm such a girl, really. Or one of The Greys. Or both. I want to be beamed up to Fluffy Pink Cat Island and have my own unicorn. Then to offset the flea market, we have the huge Limo bus. I went in for a minute and, much like my experience in the party bus-it seemed all sticky and smelled like regret.

Then just two pics I thought were funny..Poop, Bling and the Fiesta Hydrant. Hurrah.

And here is the very funny Emleigh Wolf performing at Penny's Open Mic at the Theater Under St. Marks..It's every tuesday at 9:00pmish. Man Pain!

I'm Gonna Get You Sukkah.

Okay, so I passed by Union Square a few days ago and saw all these modern art looking Sukkah's and was kinda freaked out. Last time there was one there I was attacked by jews who somehow can always sense another jew and they dragged me into it and made me do a prayer and yelled at me when I pronounced things wrong..Scared for life I tell you..sniff...

But apparently these very strange Sukkot were part of this project and Mayor Douchebag chose a winner..I took a bunch of pics of 'em and here they are. It was kinda more funny when I didn't understand what was going on and I pictured all these hassidic jews dropping acid and special K and building these structures..My favorite one is, of course, the one made of homeless panhandling signs that were bought off of various people.

Anyass, I'm gonna get outdoors and enjoy this awesome warmness going on out there..then head to Bowery Poetry maybe for Reverend jen's Anti-Slam open mic shindig..

Mars bar. Feel the love!

Well here are some very normal, very sweet, loving pics from Mars bar the other night..Everyone was in a good mood and just wanted to have their photos taken being all lovey and shit..Except for Yannis and I at the top one..I find him incredibly annoying and have punched him in the head several times which he either doesn't remember or doesn't care about. He likes to invite me to his place..I said i would only go if he had a hot tub and he wasn't there.

Then we have Shayne, Leee Black Childers(famed photographer and Mars Bar regular!), and I..Sheikera, Shayne and Gregory S., Gregory and I, Greg and Leee, Leee and I..and Shayne and Leee..Leee took some pics too which I'm sure are way better but I haven't seen them..

Let's see..what's new..what's new...welp..I'll be applying for all kinds of AFTRA work if I can this fall now that i've joined..doing exteriors in the cold won't bother me-I lived without heat and peed in a bucket for over a decade...I am VERY hungover today due to my new obsession with margaritas. I'm planning to go see On the Bowery this week-it looks freakin' awesome! The Enablers are playing Theatre 80 this Friday-a Tribute to Carnaby St so that'll be fun..I think there is a show in Tompkins Sunday..just all kinds of stuff going on PLUS 80 degree weather all week! FUCK YEAH!

Also, my headshots and (sparse) resume are going to be passed on to the extras casting folks on Friday at SNL. If I can be a BG extra on that show I will crap my pants with happiness. In fact i'll crap YOUR pants as well! I LOVE Will Forte and Kristen Wiig! If I'm on there as an extra I will do my best to be funny and make them love me.

Anycrack..smell you all later!

The Fame Game..

Just a quick post to self promote myself because an entire blog dedicated to my lame life is just NOT ENOUGH!

Newsflash: If you can't get enough of me or you hate my guts and like making fun of me please follow me on Twitter..under Eden_Brower. I really don't know how the fuck it works but I DO know that 50 Cent is nuts and taking up my whole feed. WTF? Wotta freak! I'll try my hand at tweeting and twattering so my stalkers can know exactly where I am and what i'm doing. It's only fair..

Also I just joined AFTRA today..finally! So all you union busters can suck my dick! I almost have a real job now if I keep getting calls..After my scene of slutitude with Leguizamo who is very nice..I think I really do want to pursue acting along with the band of course..Life should be doing what you love and if you can make money at it then you got it made. I, myself just want everyone to love me due to a poor childhood and a bad hair life. Someone make me famous quick before I turn 50. For reals, yo.

And lastly but not leastly..I went to The Delancey last night to see a show..been catching a lot of shows lately and there are two Enablers gigs coming up..yay! Here is a funny song by Kill the Band featuring Killy Dwyer singer and perfomer and just all around swell gal I think..She needs to be more famous too. As does my cat Delgado. Here's her doing Ben Kingsley. Catch her playing if you can around town..East River String Band has a gig in October at Jalopy and maybe one at Banjo Jim's too perhaps..

Here's Killy...

The Good, The Bad..and The Fugly.

Well, things are pretty, pretty good...the bad was that my cat harlequinn seemed on her deathbed yesterday and the night before..not drinking water, not eating much..puking and shitting abounding..Couldn't take her to her regular vet til thursday..then suddenly today she is back to her old lovey self..They are running new pipes in our bathroom all week and maybe she inhaled or ate some plaster or something..I always get freaked out about cancer since my Junior dog went through chemo and died-worst year of my life almost..But she seems more than swell now and i'm so so glad..She's a rescue and has always been sensitive...She almost got killed when a pit bull locked on her once-i found her hiding behind drywall two days after she was taken by the neck and shaken..I got the dog off her by pouring old beer up it's nose..Yeesh!

Anyfart, she is good and i'm glad. Now this first pic is of some Blood candy being sold at rite-aid..I know vampires are in and all..and i've always had a fondness for biting people...but this is candy? An IV of blood? Damn, what happened to giving kids apples with razor blades in them? Apples dyed and waxed and pumped with unhealthy shit? I miss my childhood! I think i'll be New World Order Barbie™ for halloween this year. I love that damn holiday.

Then a quite stern sign put on some bikes chained up somewhere..Sign, sign, everywhere a sign...THEN, most wonderously, I had my first "featured" extra role on Fugly, the John Leguizamo film being shot right now! I am definitely in this one..not just the back of my head..I pass him my number in a copy of Othello then look him up and down while licking my lips seductively..which was hard to do because he was doing the same thing with his toungue and making me laugh until it turned into me making the international sign for a BJ while giggling like a dork. I did okay I think..and it was neat and quite new to be referred to as the "talent" and have the whole crew know my name and assure me I did good..sigh...John L. said he liked old blues and wants to come to my gigs so i gave him my Cd and he turned out to be a big fan of Crumb so that was neat..This film is his semi-autobiography I guess..It also has Ally Sheedy in it and an actor from Silence of the lambs which impressed me more than anything else..All in all a good day and I got to act! Like a whorebag sure..but STILL! I knew ACTING like I know how to act would someday turn into actual ACTING! I fooled them all! Though I did ask Leguizamo if he was gay..Well? I thought he was! My number was 555-6969 by the way..Those pics are of the 80's wigs we had to wear..It was fun dressing up all 80's with the other gals..I knew at least 4 or 5 people from other sets..

Well, I'll try to blog more this week..I attended a grudge match at Marfa..and I'll go out adventuring soon...must..blog...more....!!

Lovems,

Eden Bee-slutbag #1!

Howl Festival at Tompkins Square Park

Here are a messload of pics of some of the art around the park for this weekends Howl festivities at Tompkins..Tomorrow I play at 5:30pm til 6pm at the lower east side girl's club circus stage in the lot on tenth st..Circus Amok will also be performing-hope I can catch them-they are amazing!

So my friend Copper Cowboy is in here somewhere doing his copper robot thing..and my friend Amy painting an eerie awesome piece of work..And Touching You's anti-bloomberg piece..and Daniella La Bocca's tribute to the goddess and the LES..and of course, the guy who draws the people sunbathing on Mount Booby in bathing suits..and Chico was there as well doing a mural..And the LES Girl's club had some great sideshow like paintings up and a mechanical merry-go-round and a mobile giant girl's chair which I will try and get video of manana..

Tomorrow will bring more art and music..and ME ME ME! I hope it don't rain..

Howl Festival coming up..

Alrighty constant readers..This week and upcoming weekend are just bursting with creativity and outrageousness. That is because it is the annual HOWL festival...As you can see by the schedule of events, there is much going on..Angel Headed Hipsters just love that dirty talking, gay, drug addled free spirited, jewish daddy-o, Allen Ginsberg. Or people have no idea who the hell he was and just want to get all freaky and read poetry. Either way, I approve. I will try and make some of these "happenings" and blog about them..East River String Band is playing as part of the fest and the Lower East Side Girls Club circus stage in Tompkins Square Park this Sunday on the North Stage on 10th st(weather permitting!) at 5:30pm. Reverend Billy will be performing there too at 12:30 I think..

Anysars, I attended Jennifer Blowdryer's Bitches Guide to the Lower East Side at Theater 80 last night..It was fun and here are two videos for your viewing pleasure. One is Jennifer reading from her works about the LES..The other is Shecky Beagleman channeling the heart and soul of the 'hood..Then because Septmeber 11th is coming up..I'm putting up this video my friend Corey sent me about burning the Quran. I expect ground zero will be a madhouse this year..and not only due to Nico Haupt this time! Though, of course Nico will be there..between the threats of burning and the mosque being built..Man! My sign proclaiming "The End is Nigh" will just go unnoticed I fear.

Then I took a pic of the HOWL Fest flyer outside of Theatre 80..and one of my friend Jai I found amusing. Life is good-o these days..Besides still not being in AFTRA and the threat of rain ruining the weekend, I can't complain. But I will try to find something to complain about because I know you are expecting it..Hmm..Why the FUCKING HELL DID J.K. ROWLING HAVE TO KILL OFF MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE LAST HARRY POTTER BOOK!!!!!!???? Yes, I read all 7 of the damn things. They are amazing so shut the hell up. I felt VERY upset by how many characters I liked got killed off. She showed NO mercy! I plan to send her thousands of letters complaining as soon as I feel less lazy. And after I stalk Amy Sedaris at the Bust Fair.