Here are a ton and a shitload and a lot of pics and videos from one of my favorite events of the year, The Mr. LES pageant! It was at Cake Shop this year and it was crammed full of drunks, freaks, screaming women and, of course the contestants! Johnny Bizarre won the crown after hammering a nail and sticking other things into his pee hole. Oh yes! There was a swimsuit competition and evening wear and a Q & A and well...what more can I say? There was also The Human Carpet who just lay there while we all stomped on him. Hosted by the elvin Rev jen and Faceboy!