Saturday, February 28, 2009

Pee Pee Phone Goes Green.

The other night someone pointed out to me a situation that has possibly never happened before EVER. As crazy as this may sound..The Pee Pee phone was actually healthy for a brief period of time! There was a granola bar resting atop of it PLUS some kind of healthy smoothie type beverage placed in front of it. WHAT THE FUCK??!!!! Was someone jogging by and decided they needed to leave their healthy lifestyle behind and pick up a case of the clap? Did Richard Simmons jazzercise his way down Avenue A leaving these items in his wake? Did I just completely BLOW YOUR MIND??? A few hours later these items mysteriously went missing and were replaced by Colt 45 cans and wadded up tissues soaked with snot and possibly bird flu. The NYC map lying on the ground suggests that it was not a local who placed the healthy stuff there... I'm so broke right now and I was thinking to myself today..If someone randomly offered me 100 bucks to lick the Pee Phone for five whole minutes, would I consider it? Nah...i'd probably say no. Although if someone offered me a years subscription to CAT FANCY, that may be a different story! The subscription is only $3.95 a month but that's besides the point.

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  1. Eden give me a break you are licking it right now for that penny I offered you. Jews are so easy. Toss around some copper coins and they do anything you want. I will take a hummer next. Thanks your great. Your dry like Matzo but sweet like Latkas.

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  2. Was out yesterday looking for you guys--miss seeing you Eden and Jay and Bob.

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  3. Miss you too Melanie!!!! Bring the "Green Pee Phone" back!!!! You dirty,dirty JEWS!!!! YIKES!!!!

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  4. Once a friend of mine was out with friends, and they bet him $20 he wouldn't lick the pay phone mouthpiece. He took them up on the bet and laughed as he collected his $20. A week later he had to spend a couple hundred dollars on going to the doctor and medicine to treat his strep throat. He also had to take time off from work and generally felt like crap. Obviously this was not a profitable experience for him.

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