Monday, February 9, 2009

The Pee Pee Phone.

These lovely images are of The Pee Phone located by Ray's Candy Store on the corner of Avenue A and 7th street. This phone booth reflects the very definition of decadence. I have observed all kinds of craziness happening in and about this phone. For one thing, everyone and their mother pees on it. Sometimes they purposely pee on the receiver just for an added bonus. People have had sex in the Pee Phone, have passed out drunk in the Pee Phone, have fought and made up in it and most likely all kinds of other stuff I don't know about. Every deadly sin has probably been broken in this phone booth. Just look at the pics I snapped of it a few hours ago! We have beer, vodka, used toilet paper, what looks like a nasty bologna sandwich, a dirty sock, possibly a bag of poop, and lots and lots of URINE! Ah, yes...Contemplate the humble Pee Phone. And believe it or not, I do see people using it to make calls all the time. Last week I witnessed two men spraying it down with bleach and scrubbing the hell out of it. These men deserve the Nobel prize.

7 comments:

  1. I have seen, smelled and documented many a revolting pay phone in my day. This specimen is pretty bad--- but Queens takes the prize:

    http://www.newyorkshitty.com/?p=7590

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  2. Wow! That one that someone took a crap on somehow is amazing!

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  3. Oh man. Shitfone needs to find these pay phone's numbers! Do pay phones still accept incoming calls? Probably not. These "offices" are most definitely NOT something Verizon would approve of.

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  4. Eden Bee: about 20 feet away was a paper plate (and construction fence) splattered with shit. My educated guess is someone shat upon the plate, picked it up and dumped its contents onto said phone. This is only a guess. I for one prefer to think some contortionist had a bad burrito and decided to deposit its by-product in a "creative" fashion!

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  5. If I were a contortionist having a bad BM I would do the same...

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  6. Hmmm... very intriguing phone, but has anyone been brutally killed in it yet?? But seriously I'd bet you a six pack of King Cobra that son of a bitch is wiretapped.

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  7. Hmm... I can see why someone would pee in it, because I would do the same thing, but shit? Sex? That's crazy! You'd have to have guts to USE that phone. I mean, I would rather piss on that thing, then actually use it, and I'm a shy pisser! What I can't believe is that the phone still works.

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