Monday, February 16, 2009

Shayne Speak.

This is Pezent Shayne who lives at C Squat..Shayne is from the west coast where he was sometimes referred to as Macgyver due to his ability to open squats with nothing but a toothpick and some yarn, and his penchant for climbing on top of tall, dangerous bridges and rooftops. Shayne is a unique character and has a habit of saying strange things which we call "shayne-speak." The other night Shayne was talking about how dangerous it is to go swimming if you have really long dreadlocks..he said that someone should invent a backpack with some kind of floatation device in it in which one could stuff their dreads into when they go for a swim. Shayne is very quoatable and the quote for the night was "Do you know how blatantly offensive it is to be poked with a stick? Trust me."

12 comments:

  1. That's my neighbor! Now he's famous. I am going to ask him if I could borrow a cup of sugar so I might get to be in his presence.

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  2. Shayne's penis was oddly quite that night..

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  3. Jess hadn't called in the last 5 minutes..

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  4. HAW! Aw..They are so cute...with their penis and vaginas and such...

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  5. ah.. no, no it's because... um... ahhh.. you see they know already and a.... ummm.... evryone should have a chest of drawers cause.... ah... it's a good thing to have. ay... ummm... argh. turkey bread.

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  6. Shayne said "the benefits of my life style exceed the burden of living it."

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  7. SHayne! We've been looking for you...where the fuck are you? This is Stacey from Santa Cruz and SF, circa 88-90...S.C.M.

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  8. Shayne, Come hang out at The Bench, let's have lunch, I'll buy. ")
    Miss you, glad to know you're out there doing well.
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Bench-Santa-Cruz-Punks-/113188792027341?ref=ts

    -Ame

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  9. Shayne isn't on facebook but i'll show him these messages..!

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  10. Please pass on my note as well: "Helloooooooo Shayne!!! Its china, from santa cruz 1989-90, I had a little daughter Clover. We live in Baltimore and are well. She is 22 and got a tattoo on her lower back "made in china" proud of where she came from, I guess. lots of love, xoxoxoxo"
    --thank you eden bee----

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  11. I'll pass it on! Shayne is on facebook now with his cell number on there too..Shayne Webb(pezent shayne).

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