Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Demonic Squirrels PLUS Biggest TV ever thrown away!

I love the black squirrels in Tompkins Square Park. They are completely black-no hint of gray at all. Apparently, in the UK there are MUTANT! black squirrels even! Check it out: Mutants!They are really pretty and cool looking..though my photos reveal the truth. That they are possibly minions of hell bent on destroying everyone and everything you've ever cared about in this world..Well, whatever..they still look pretty cool.

The other photos are of some trash on East 9th st. that I came across. BIGGEST FREAKING TV EVER!!!! I'm five feet tall..so you can see how big the damn thing was. Did they throw it out because they got an even bigger one? Or did they finally come to realize that it was controlling their lives and they would be better off buying a faberge egg that is just as huge but a lot more of a conversation piece?

8 comments:

  1. Hey Eden!!! I hope you're better now? Satan promised me you would be by now! He also told me about those demonic squirrels;keep away from them,they eat people!!! That TV is how we communicated when I made the deal with him! Don't get that close to it!!! He'll pull you right in!!!!

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  2. Well, you are correct, that is the reigning champeen of dead TV's. I doubt anyone owning such a behemoth would quit cold turkey. Instead, perhaps a 78" inch plasma has replaced it?

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  3. It's an older non-HDTV, it might be big, but it's been obsolete for years.

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  4. I can understand hating squirrels, but you really didnt need to chain the poor thing to a concrete block.

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  5. That's not a chain..it's the entrails of a poor innocent child that got in the way of the demon squirrel. Oh, the humanity!

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  6. Eden you find the best stuff!!!

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  7. Yes Eden,the entrails are the part that the "Demonic squirrels" like the least...he must have been full...bugger....

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  8. I love Demonic squirrels & WWW.LOWLEEPOP.COM

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