Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Plastic Craptastic

One of my favorite hobbies is searching the internet for disgusting photos of people that have had really bad plastic surgery..It fascinates me how truly shiteous some of these people have made themselves look..Basically paying thousands of dollars to look like a freakshow. Most of these people are celebrities, and I know Hollywood is competitive, and women especially need to compete with other, younger women for roles..So they try to stay young looking as long as they possibly can. But I guess plastic surgery is addictive and they begin to lose sight of what they are slowly morphing into..Nasty breast implants scare me the most. If you get a bad boob job, the breast can get a "ripple effect" like Courtney Love's have..or they can grow together so you look like you have one big boob-with the implant shifting back and forth..Most implants look very fake anyway like you have these hard bagels bolted onto your chest..

Anyway, these pictures speak for themselves. We have Courtney Love happily flashing her creepy, ripply boobie, Vivica Fox with some weird dent, some anorexic 90 year old lady, Amanda Lepore- the kinda awesomely scary barbie wannabee transsexual whom I see around town all the time, Tori Spelling with some indented cleavage, some random monster breasts, and my fave..Jocelyn Wildenstein the socialite who has been trying to turn herself into a cat for ages now..

ENJOY ALL THE SEXINESS!

6 comments:

  1. I am scared. I am going to have nightmares because of this. Every time I close my eyes I see those pictures on the inside of my eyelids. Thanks a lot.Ripples!!!!

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  2. YIKES!!!.........and........what?.......uh........let me see again......oh, yeah, YIKES!!!!! The breasts do look like bagels bolted on! (Good observation) Fake boobs can be spotted a mile away! I am turned off by fake breasts (and now, thank you, bagels!) CWDC [stands for: Chortle While Drinking Coffee] The facial surgery in the photos reminds me of evil marionettes

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  3. Wait... Tori Spelling had surgery?

    Heh. Um, how about Tara Reid's oatmealish tummy after she had the lipo?

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  4. Tara needs a whole post of her own..between her belly massacre and the grafted on nipples..Those photos would probably cause blogger to ban me though..

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  5. Jesus Christ and shitty napkins! Eden, I am not going to sleep well!

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  6. Chortle While Drinking Coffee. Sounds like a good Steely Dan lyric to me!

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