Wednesday, April 14, 2010

OPERATION: A "wacky" Doctor's game or a breeding ground for pervs and serial killers?

Well, I am staying in today even though I got a fancy new hair do..My hair looks nice like for two weeks out of the year..other than that it's like a tangled brillo pad with cat hair and pubes dangling from it..I was thinking about that kid's game Operation and how weird it is looking back..It was a "wacky" game where you remove some fat guy's internal organs and get shocked when you mess up..I recall the jingle went, "You're the doctor-collecting all your PAY! You're the doctor, it's SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY!" I mean WTF? Was this game for creepy perverted uncle number 3..or for little serial killers learning how to neatly eviscerate a human? Why I spend my time thinking about this I have no answer to...except I was hungover today and got my hair worked on for 5 hours..

Here are some DARLING pics for you..This first one is me STICKING IT TO THE MAN! It looks like a mug shot..see what an anarchist I am? Breaking the law..Breaking the law! Then some pics from Mar Bar my fave haunt..Some art which looks like a wheel of pubes was pointed out to me..and some cool wings above the bar..Then some guy decided everyone needed to see how gross his toe was..and yes-I have the proof ladies and germs..It was fucking gross!

Then another guy said he wanted to show us his facebook page which turned out to be the asian porn ads in the back of the NY Press which I thought was really funny..Anyway-when I was drunk it seemed hilarious!

Then to make up for the mug shot pic here are a few of my nice new hair all fresh and so clean..I am getting some headshots done next week before I mess it up by walking through some cobwebs or something..I think when I get up some dough after going to France in July, I will join Aftra..I'm digging on this acting thing..I was an extra on Bored to Death and got to watch a bubble weird burlesque show..I was told to dress as freaky as I wanted to..yay! And Jason Shwartzman is really funny and nice..He gave me a veggie meatball and told me I had to eat it before the scene started..like in 30 seconds..I tried but failed..but he made me eat it right after the scene ended. It was damn good for a veggie meatball(which is an oxymoron I guess)..I forget where he said he got it from but we were at The Slipper Room..The cast and director's all were so nice on that set..good vibe..even though this one extra guy kept arguing with me about Steely Dan..wah!

11 comments:

  1. The top photo does reveal a kind of boldness on your part; at least bolder than I. About the most I would get into would be to assess that the sign says nothing about standing BEHIND the door, and I would stand behind the door acting all bad ass and shit! Did you have to kick anybody's ass when they came up to tell you not to stand in front of the door while they pointed at the sign and looked admonishing?

    My goodness, I didn't know they had so many spas in NYC?!?! It looks like the Asians have the industry all sewn up. People always told me New Yorkers like manicures and the facials and the mud baths, the etc., but I didn't believe them; it must be true! There is an ancient Asian tradition of manicuring and stuff (do they serve herbal tea while you get a pedicure, I wonder?); of course, I'm kinda old- school American, myself, I go to the barber for my spa needs...

    Nice do! If one pays one's dues, one deserves a nice do. I need a new do; it's long overdo! ...It definitely gives you that actress look--that blonde, non-Armenian "That Girl" quality!!

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  2. sweet ,,,,,,,,,nice mug shot you look just like the betty magnet on the fridge!congrats on gettin to play with tommy ramones ...wished id been there.why cant you stand in front of the door?

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  3. I was really enjoying this post until I got to the end and STEELY DAN! UGH! I now have Deacon's Blue stick in me head.

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  4. bored to death has been filming everywhere i go..from the e.v, to carroll gardens to the brooklyn college campus in midwood.

    they are on a rampage!

    your hair looks tres fab!

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  5. My hair will look like a wreck soon..These spas are not really spas..I mean there's no hot tubs but maybe a happy ending or a sad ending if you wanted to pay two bits for a shave and a haircut.
    I think that door is a tunnel or some kind of vortex to Mars where we will all be moving soon-or at least the 1% richest in the world will move there while we poor folk get blown up..It's a shame-I hear the hot tubs on Mars are really nice..
    And Steely Dan plays there every night! And there nights last about 3 earth years!

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  6. Bored to Death was by far the best extra gig i've done so far..i hope they use me again...!

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  7. Eden, I got more than a little curious about those spas--and besides, my friends said if I got a facial I could get rid of my blackheads, so I decided to pay a visit to one of my local spas...I went in and the lady was very nice at first, but when she asked me what I wanted, and I said I wanted a facial, she said it would be $150 to GIVE one of HER employees a facial?!?!? Her English wasn't that great, so at first I thought it was just a matter of pronoun confusion, but then she became irate! ...I mean, what a rip off!!! I don't even know how to give somebody a facial, for one thing, and why would it cost $150 (were they offering a training program?), and why would the owner become so angry if asked to provide something they're in business to provide?!?! She also asked if I liked "ass play"??? I guess that means having my ass waxed or something, who knows, right? Why the hell would I want my ass waxed? I don't even have a hairy ass!!! And, how would she know? I thought it was very presumptuous of her...Anyway, I asked her why she couldn't just give ME a facial and pay ME the $150!!! That's when the same thing happened that happened to me at that hooker, er, "hookah," bar a while back!!! I burly guy came out and threw me into the street!!! I can't win for loosing; I go into a "hookah" bar looking for a hooker and get thrown out. I go to a spa for a facial, and I get thrown out! Man, what a day...I guess when I walked into that spa and heard Steely Dan on the speaker, I shoulda just turned that heartbeat over again and high-tailed it outta there! I think I'm gonna just stick to my tried-and-true barbershop, thank you; at least they know how to gently slick some slippery gel on my head without getting all mad and shit!!!

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  8. Brett, that is ludicrous! When I went to the spa, they offered me a damn JOB! I was treated with respect..they dressed me up in the cutest little outfit, and though I was a little chilly(garter belts do not provide much warmth) they didn't have a snuggie for me-I blacked out after they gave me some ancient healing tea and when I woke up I felt kinda weird but I had $200 dollars in my thong!
    It was like a Christmas miracle! Thank you baby jesus!

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  9. Now see, that's what I mean...you go to a spa, they are nice to you, they give you herbal tea, let you take a nap, and give you $200 to boot!!! WTF! What am I doing wrong? I'll bet you didn't even have to endure any Steely Dan! Fucking Baby Jesus has always had it out for me I'll tell ya!

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  10. who doesnt want assplay ?just dont pay first or they rip you off ,see!!im so sick of steely dan ,,,,fucking music for the brain dead zombies with no taste in music,,,i know what you mean it is cold in just garters ,,,but thats another story----was the 200 bucks in singles?

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  11. It was a million dollar bill actually.

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