Monday, May 14, 2012

I turn 40 tomorrow..or tonight rather. I feel sort of like who gives a fuck then on the other hand I feel like why am I not rich and famous and loved by the whole world and then I remember that that would involve getting off the couch and accomplishing things and that thought alone makes me want to get drunk and be depressed and at least I have my health right? Well, sort of anyway. I probably have some exotic disease that has not been discovered yet like anal sars or herpe headaches or what have you. My life has been crazy and strange..squatting and hopping trains and one adventure after another hitchhiking across the country and causing mayhem for years and much insanity I can't in any way remember it all but it sure has not been a sedate or boring life. I could not live like that.
AnyDeath, these pics sum of my feelings. I have been really spoiled with gifts and love all week and should not complain at all. I have tons of friends who love me and am lucky enough to realize this and still....OLD AGE DEATH HELL HADES HELLFIRE BOTOX DEATH OLD OLD OLD.


  1. Jesus Motherfucking H. Christofferson!!!!!! 40!!!! Why you're old enough to be Methuselah's younger sister! And that's old! (He was over 900 years old when he died (never looked a day over 750)!

    ...I like the top painting a lot. Who, pray tell, painted it? I very much expect to see such scenes after I'm dead and am eating arsenic ice-cream in hell. I also expect to not die a second time from the ice cream but live an eternity with lactose intolerance or irritable bowel syndrome or something to that effect.

    ...Oh, I had a friend die from what have you disease; it was painful as all get out...well, actually, all get out is a walk in the park compared to the what have you's!

    P.S.-Happy Birthday!

    1. No wealth, no land, no silver no gold
      Nothing satisfies me but your soul

  2. Oh. And Happy Birthday!